Sunday, September 30, 2007

Budlight again !

It's funny unless you have been caught in a situation like this...

Massage Video - Lower Back Wrap Around ?

Please excuse if it contains some adult material

This is supposed to be A Lower Back Wrap Around Massage ???

She doesn't need it and he needs an underwear !!!!

The rest is left to imagination!!!

Now for others comments.......

Any qualified massage therapist would not let his/her hands leave the client's body and then reapply them again in the same area repeating the move unless it was an accident or the "therapist" was trying to create a different sensation in the client other than relaxation.

Phew !!

A Compilation Of Funny Commercials

Hilarious, nonetheless creative !

Friday, September 28, 2007

The Proxy Father

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....''

''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in.

''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.''

''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.''

''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.''

''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.''

''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith.

''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.''

''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.''

''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith.

''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.''

''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, in amazement.

''Yes,'' the photographer said.

''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward.

''You mean they actually chewed on your, ?''

''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.''

''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.

It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action.

Madam ? Madam?..... Oh No! she's fainted!''

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Oliver's Twist - Lamb Curry Song (Jamie Oliver Live)

Lamb Curry - Give it to me hot! was the first of several food songs sung by Jamie Oliver and written by Leigh Haggerwood

The idea is that you can make the recipe as you listen to the words and they go down a storm in Jamie's live shows.

He is a multi talented person and a class act... and, more so a big hit with the female species..

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Sonimagfoto Camera Commercial [Banned Apparently]

Sonimagfoto - rises to any occassion

Great Commercial. But apparently it appears to be banned.

Kama Sutra Condom Commercial

Interesting..... but one doesn't have to all this to get into the act.....

But then they have to justify the brand name.....

Nike Commercial

Lance Armstrong as a boxer, Marion Jones as a gymnast, Randy Johnson as a bowler, Andre Agassi as a baseball player, Michael Vick as a hockey player, Serena Williams as a beach volleyball player and.....

Cool commercial and it gets the message across.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Jim Beam Vodka - Perfect Girlfriend Commercial

Any guy would wish he had a girlfriend like this....

Although the girl is nice, still haven't been able to fathom the message the advert sells..

Pehaps, she is speaking under the influence of Jim Beam..

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Carefreee Chewing Gum Advert

Milli Vanilli spoof....for a chewing gum ad...

Never heard of it.... but no comments....

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Monday, April 30, 2007

Pole Position Commercial! (Atari)

A one classic commercial and for geek watchers... each line is quotable with some jingle....

Hey, you look like a real jerk!" Too much!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

7up commercial

This is one of the better 7-Up commercials and it's real funny..

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Proposal - SIEMENS Mobile Phones

Fab advert... man tells these girls don't wait... watch the rest...

It's not fair to comment on it.. It is nothing clandestine... but the ad is just simply superb..

Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Bud Light Lick Commercial

Poor dude gets doused in Bud Light while carrying his drinks to the table in a bar..

Hotties make a bee line for him.. tear his shirt off.... and lick the beer off his chest.

Now what more can you ask for... in a message

Good ..... in fact a super commercial.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Lander Vitamin A Body Cleanser Commercial

Can understand why this was banned.....

But can only say that the censor's ninds are really dirty and need some of Lander's Vitamin A Body Cleanser to cleanse themselves....

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Durexplay Vibrator Comercial

Obviously the old lady is lost with these new devices.. let alone the need for a vibrator...

But the commercial is good....

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Active - Only Want Sex Commercial

Although it's in hebrew [it's from Israel]... you don't need an interpreter to figure out the message...

In short, a great commercial...... but....

The message for the drink, its vitamin content and the thirst factor is quite lost.... In fact, it would have made a super commercial for a t-shirt...

Nonetheless it would sell.... because it's part of a good theme....

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Toot Tone Tool - Fart Funny Commercial

Unfortunately, this is taken from a skit..

Don't you wish you had one of those..

Most of us must have gone through some embarassed moments..

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Indian Cricket Team Commercial...Spoof

This cricket commercial is only a spoof...

So a resemblance to any real character is purely co-incidential...

Although it is very evident, it is definitely worth a laugh... after all if you cannot laught at ourselves...then we are in big trouble... there is no better medicine than laughter...

Obvioulsly, there is nobody like successful people....

Infact they are placed in pedestals and worshipped in some places... Moreover, people's expectations from them are so high.. that it becomes difficult for "the successful people" to perform. Because, they find that even if they perfom, people increase their level of performance by another notch.. so don't too much...

Moral.... don't become so successful.. and then people won't complain...

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Sexy Legs Sexy Nix commercial....

This is an old advert going back to 1981 ... Sexy Legs Sexy Nix ad from 1981 ..

This is what women may call an extremely sexist commercial advertising.....

Mainly because the Aussie blokes are callin out to a chick when her legs are exposed "Hello sexy legs" as a result of which... her undies are exposed and the blokes go "you mean hello sexy nix"....

They don't make such commercials absolute classic !!

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Levis Blind Man Commercial

Banned in certain, Singapore


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Monday, April 2, 2007

Paris Hilton Commercial


But she is a lot smoother than people say....

Well you've gotta survive that jungle...

Kudos to her

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Sunday, April 1, 2007

Accolo Recruitment Commercial - A La Paris

Simply superb... no explanation needed ... ads are supposed to be like this.
(Courtesy: Accolo Recruitment).

This advert as you re quite aware is a spoof of the sexy Paris Hilton / Hardees ad.

Obviously, Paris Hilton has probably never eaten a hamburger and certainly has never washed a car. Washing the car while wearing stiletto heels was something else. Now what if this could be tied to hiring the right person.

Te Recruitment Company came up with this great video, emphasizing how hiring the right person makes all the difference. (Please note... it also works both ways...)

By any measure, this represents one of the most effective online marketing campaigns produced in recruiting..

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Trojan Condoms Commercial

An indecent proposal leads to an ironic twist of events...... priceless..

Also an important point to be made note of....

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Camlin Markers - Funny Indian Commercial

If you are an Indian... you would be in splits by the end...

It just is that the "dot" as they call it abroad is identified or the symbol that a woman is married.... No dot.. no husband...

Good theme.. it would sell a lot in the rural areas...

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Mountain Dew - Cheetah Commercial

Do the dew...... beautiful....

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Jim Beam - Real Football Commercial

An overview of one of the most successful advertising campaigns for Jim Beam in Bulgaria

Very popular indeed...

The one and only Jim Beam..

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Captain Morgan Commercial

What to say...... absolutley priceless...

If you have such camraderie... never have to worry about your wife or girl friend..

A must watch...

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Fruit Flavored Condoms Commercial

Banned commercial (in some countries) but it certainly is funny...

Womens Health Magazine Commercial

Please note that this is a bit on the adult side..... but its' wicked..

IKEA Vibrator Commercial

Although the commercial is on a tangent, towards the end it recaptures its lost focus..

The idea hower is good... it wopuld sell mainly because of the humor...

Monday, March 26, 2007

Fosters Beer Commercial

The Ad Theme : How long does it take an Australian to find his soulmate ?

Another Great Commercial from the makers of Fosters Beer...

The commercial speaks for itself.. It is one of the better short funny videos..

Foster's leading beer range are enjoyed by drinkers throughout the world and popular with the Australians

Full credit to the ad team...

DARE Commercial

Although banned in some places, it is short and hilarious ....

Axe Deodarant Commercial

The usual Axe style, but nevertheless a good concept..

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Banned Commercials - Pepsi versus Coca Cola that hurts..... but still a good ad is a good ad... despite the methods used..

Actually, there is not much of a difference...... although readers may beg to differ.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Electrolux Vacuum Cleaner Commercial

Freakin funny, although bit macabre but ends.... leaving it to the viewer to decide.

Suicide and vaccum cleaners... a bizarre concept...

Inshort, it really sucks....

Bud light commercial Pole dancing

This commercial was banned although the sexual innuendo is hardly noticeable....

But then with Budlight who notices all this.... right dudes ??

Budlight....always worth it...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Sexy Leos Sports Club Commercial

Well ....the commercial justifies the clubs name for sure... the nutcracker !

Sexy girl, hottie, hot wet body and coming out of shower...

What does it convey... Watch this funny gym cmmercial, it is definitely not as you thought it was !

Paris Hilton Car Wash

A great, and ofcourse it was banned for obvious reasons..

This advert upset quite a few in the food circle, although the concept of food porn is now not a big issue.

Hardees wanted a controversial figure, which they found in the sexy Paris Hilton. The buyers now ask for the Paris Hilton burger, which indicates their acceptance. But still Paris flashing....

It would be niced if you watched the spoof as well.... it highlights how hiring the right person makes all the difference.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

John West Red Salmon Commercial

Don't know why this was banned [in some countries] ....

But it certainly is freakin' hilarious!!

Monday, March 19, 2007

The Panasonic D.Sound (MP3) Commercial

A bit on the sexy side.. but the message hits right home

Ofcourse that's if you manage to concentrate a bit...

Basically it is a small device, ie., the Panasonic D.Sound that plays MP3 songs..

Panasonic eWear Striptease Commercial

Banned ofcourse....... but wicked !!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

His Sexy Underwear - Funny Commercial


How better can a product get..... the cat went for it first !!

PArdon the pum...

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Levis Jeans Commercial

Concept is good..... message conveyed well...

Commercial would sell because of the humor...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Funny Soccer Commercial

It is indeed very funny.... although it is a bit suggestive..

Nonetheless, it would sell...

Super commercial ..

Sprite Commercial and daughter... cute and touching.....

Monday, March 12, 2007

Beeper Commercial - The wind beneath my mouth


Tooheys New Beer... great commercial

Great commercial from the makers of Tooheys New Beer...

The theme : Being With Mates..

The ad is great, the setting ideal, the characters perfect, with the odd sexy female giving it the necessary touch.. Although the the ad may appear misleading... it is simply fantastic.. better watched than explained .. For Tooheys, the ad further supports their 'for the love of beer' theme..

For those who are new, Tooheys is an Australian brewery in the suburb of Lidcombe, New South Wales in Sydney, New South Wales. It brews beers under both the Tooheys and Hahn brand, and it is now an affiliate of the Multinational Lion Nathan brewing conglomerate.

Full credit to the ad team